so i started watching "firefly" recently, and Nathan Fillion is the star, my dad walks by me and he stops and says these exact words "Why is Captian Hammer flying a space ship?"
Because he was captain of a spaceship
And it got to his head
So he decided to go big
and now the hammer is his penis
Your dad is awesome btw~
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